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Corny Space Jokes

Written By: Lena Sarhan - Jul• 23•13

I sense this blog page needs some jokes. So here is something to make you smile 🙂

Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!

Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full

Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick

Q:What kind of music do planets sing?
A:Neptunes!

Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!

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2 Comments

  1. Mitch Marks says:

    Ha ha ha! Thank you, Lena.

    As they say, the pun is the highest form of humor.

    And here is a link to a Nep Tune:

    http://youtu.be/2w8Bz6vNVlw

  2. Ms Barge says:

    YES! We needed some jokes! Here is one for technology.
    http://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2013/06/24#mutable_967749.

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